New Year's Resolutions

[nephir]

I don't do them normally...

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Spend more time at work. Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Getting myself admitted to a mental institution. Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Stop being a productive member of society. Get your resolution here

Hmmmmm...somehow I think #1 and #3 may contradict each other....