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Got this from ladycat777

The Human Virus Scanner...

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.