Spam! Twelve Days of Porny Gifts...

[nephir]

Seen all over LJ -- I think I got it from mickey_stone

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for nephir:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	angels_wept		A tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge
2nd	cute_insanity		nipple clips
3rd	litgal		The Marquis de Sade's sex drive
4th	mephistowaltz		A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window
5th	werewindle		a leather blindfold and a motel key
6th	ficerrific		a dildo built for two
7th	nighean_isis		a keg of lube
8th	dreamfall_nnwm		syphillis
9th	denyce36		A bottle of everyman's Viagara
10th	yih		a big, sloppy kiss
11th	spikedluv		A blog for all of your sexual writings
12th	glossing		a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'
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