Random madness meme

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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch...	sit in the park, screaming at the squirrels to stop eating your brain waves.
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will call	mice1900
And the two of you will proceed to...	tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not.
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