Why I should have coffee first

I tried to cut my dang finger off this morning slicing bagels for the spawn for brekkies.

I buy sharp knives but should not be allowed to use them apparently.

It finally stopped bleeding, but its not pretty. My main complaint is that its my left pointer finger, which I use for just about everything it seems -- especially typing.

Oh well.

Why I should have coffee first

I tried to cut my dang finger off this morning slicing bagels for the spawn for brekkies.

I buy sharp knives but should not be allowed to use them apparently.

It finally stopped bleeding, but its not pretty. My main complaint is that its my left pointer finger, which I use for just about everything it seems -- especially typing.

Oh well.