April Fool's Meme

[nephir]

April Fool
d_copper	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
denyce36	sells your dog on Ebay.
herbmcsidhe	buys you a Russian Bride.
joereaves	eggs your cat.
mefeather	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
nwhepcat	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
waccawheels	paints your house orange.
Prank Me

Some of you people scare me.....